May 2013
gay guy: *cough*
white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
the-women-of-snl:
Lol if there’s no Stefon tonight I’m throwing myself out a window
alexkisu:
helicoils:
i’m a massive sucker for girls with sleeves
you wanna ask me out now or later
I suck at texting unless
I am in a relationship with you
You are my mom
I need something
Me and you are close as fuck
zackisontumblr:
vicfuencats:
if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
poopflow:
the booty got me like
sojetlife:
tinychatter:
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.
genericanimegirl:
forgetting what episode of a thing ur on
person: hey hows life
me: not enjoyable at all 2 stars would not recommend
"We're gonna stay up all night!" "FUCK YEAH!"
sodamnrelatable:
*two hours later*
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
amoying:
the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
zeram:
maozedung:
homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
i almost spit everywhere
whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
