gay guy: *cough*
white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
the-women-of-snl: Lol if there’s no Stefon tonight I’m throwing myself out a window
alexkisu: helicoils: i’m a massive sucker for girls with sleeves you wanna ask me out now or later
I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
zackisontumblr: vicfuencats: if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
poopflow: the booty got me like
sojetlife: tinychatter: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.
genericanimegirl: forgetting what episode of a thing ur on
person: hey hows life
me: not enjoyable at all 2 stars would not recommend
"We're gonna stay up all night!" "FUCK YEAH!"
sodamnrelatable: *two hours later*
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
zeram: maozedung: homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve i almost spit everywhere
whimsicalspecks: akitron: buttlarious: tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr